I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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