I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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