Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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