Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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