Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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