Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You can make out without kissing
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