i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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