i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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