why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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