It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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