I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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