i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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