My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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