JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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