I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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