You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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