So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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