I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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