i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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