Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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