the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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