I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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