What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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