What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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