There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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