What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wish life had little blips of pornography
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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