I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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