Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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