Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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