He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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