you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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