My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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