If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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