he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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