Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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