im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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