I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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