I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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