U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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