I'm laying in your front yard are you home
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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