i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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