Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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