I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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