How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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