Tell her she can't have a vagina
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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