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How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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