Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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