i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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