lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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