There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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