He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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