belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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